- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

a ginger has a soul

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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