- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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