Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Ham sandwich

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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