Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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