Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Hi my name is Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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