Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Obama

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Anti Joke

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