A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I like hats XD!

Poop

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

c+t+c?

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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