- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

ugh good riddance

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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