What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why? Because!

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Facebook...

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Knock knock. Death.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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The penn state football administration

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Anti Joke

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