Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Farts smell bad!

no

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Nice weather we're having.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Yes. Just Yes.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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