What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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