Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

thumb_up thumb_down -5

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

thumb_up thumb_down -7

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

thumb_up thumb_down -7

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Girls Basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

thumb_up thumb_down -9

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

hello

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what is big and white? the moon

thumb_up thumb_down -11

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

thumb_up thumb_down -11

monkey sponge

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops