What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Six million.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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