Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Nice weather we're having.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Yes. Just Yes.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Ted Haggard.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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