Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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im a selling a car

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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your a towel.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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