- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

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