Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Girls Basketball.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

knock knock who's there?

69, hahaha

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Drunk irish man

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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