- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

I like to eat people

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

hi

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

I like to eat people

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

hi

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI