- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What's 9 plus 10? 19

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