Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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