What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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