Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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