- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

The Economy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Mitt Romney.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The horse said "nay."

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What's up? A direction...

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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