penis hehehehe

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Women's football

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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