- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Women's rights.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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