- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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