- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's 9+10=? 19

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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