how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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No. Yes.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Farts smell bad!

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no

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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