- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Once upon a time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

kyle dosnt eat dick...

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