Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Obamacare haters

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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minecraft

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Penis penis poop butt

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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