why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's 9+10=? 19

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Homework.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Anti Joke

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