What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What's 6+2? 16

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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7>6

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Starter clothing

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alert("The Game");

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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the battle of waterloo

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mooooh im a cow

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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