how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Starter clothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Knock knock It's open

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the battle of waterloo

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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