who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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7>6

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adam shagged katie lololol

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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