What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Poverty.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Hello penis

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What's 6+2? 16

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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