Starter clothing

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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