?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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7>6

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What's 6+2? 16

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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