What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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alert("The Game");

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Starter clothing

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Anti Joke

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