- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

the battle of waterloo

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Knock knock It's open

adam shagged katie lololol

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Hello penis

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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