- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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