Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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guess what what? nothing.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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