- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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