Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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