- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A seal walks into a club.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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