What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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