- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Where is my tractor?

haha, you're an orphan

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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