- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

how did the little girl die cancer

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Sorry boss

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

penis hehehehe

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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