Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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