Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Girls Basketball.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

knock knock who's there?

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

monkey sponge

what is big and white? the moon

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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