- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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