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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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