What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Where's my shotgun

How many dislikes can this get?

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Dancing Potatoe!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

ballsack

Girls Basketball.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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