- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

My mom caught me masturbating.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats brown? poop.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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