Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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:O + :P = 69

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

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