What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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