why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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