how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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guess what chicken butt

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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