- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why did I get raped

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

W.N.B.A.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*