Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How old is victor? Old

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Six million.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Mitt Romney.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops