Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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