Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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