guess what chicken butt

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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