- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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