your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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