- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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