- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Where is my tractor?

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

haha, you're an orphan

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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