- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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