- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Joay impistato is a fig

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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