Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Obamacare haters

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Anti Joke

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