what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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marshal sterio had sex

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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