Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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