Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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fabien

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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penis hehehehe

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