Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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marshal sterio had sex

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Society.

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24!

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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the cast of the jersey shore

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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How did th-A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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