osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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hello

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Good.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Hi Jacob You cool

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