A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

69, hahaha

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Drunk irish man

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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