Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Society.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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the cast of the jersey shore

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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