-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Nice weather we're having.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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