If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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don't look behind you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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