- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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