Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Women's Sports

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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