A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

who smells? •Liam

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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