Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

123 Main street

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Wats a joke?

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

I saw a shovel once.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Where's my shotgun

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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