- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Obamacare haters

whats better than 24................. 25

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

22

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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