What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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alert("The Game");//

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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