shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Black People.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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man boobs

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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NASCAR

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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