What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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women outside of the kitchen

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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No. Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Period Blood

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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