- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Pickles

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

LOL May Wong

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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