What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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hey.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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