Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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