Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Where is my tractor?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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