Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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hi. thats what she said.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Christians pornstars.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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you will now laugh.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Nobody cares.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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