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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Dancing Potatoe!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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