What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Chuck Norris died.

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