- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Ouch.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

verry nice how mUCH?

What is next?

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

whats really hot the sun

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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